A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.

She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"

One of the men says, "Can't you see? We are all very hungry."

The waitress says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"

One of the other businessmen replies: "The menu says, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"