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Do they have a Fourth of July in England? Of course, they just don?t celebrate it.

How many birthdays does the average man have? 1, all the rest are just anniversaries

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All the months have twenty Eight Days Dumb-ass

In Baseball how many outs are in an inning? 6, three for each team.

Can a person in California legally marry his widow?s sister? No because if it?s his widow sister he?s dead.

Divide 30 by ½ and add ten. What is the answer? 70, if you divide 30 by ½ it makes sixty, think about it?

If there are 3 apples and you take two how many do you have? 2, You only took two of them

A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half-hour, How long would the pills last? One hour, one at first, another in a half-hour and the last after a full hour.

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 fall down and die. How many sheep are left standing? 9, all but 9 fall down and die.

How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark? 0, Moses didn?t take any animals onto the arc Noah did.

A clerk at the butcher shop is 5? 10" what does he weigh? Meat.

How many 2 cent stamps are in a dozen? 12.