One day a duck appeared at St. peters gate and said "My name is Quack, I was blowing bubbles when a big motorboat ran over me"

St. Peter said "well, come in"

Then a second duck came in and said "My name is Quack Quack and I was blowing bubbles when a big motorboat ran over me!"

St. Peter said, "Come in."

A third duck came and St. Peter said "Wait let me guess your name is Quack quack Quack and you were blowing bubbles and you got ran over by a motorboat."

Then the duck said "No, I _am_ Bubbles!!"